The Defense: Hotel Transylvania, Racing Stripes, Joe Dirt, The Emperor's New Groove, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, PCU, Coneheads Spade wants to keep hanging out with Adam Sandler he can do it in Movie Jail, where he belongs. Spade has done some work in television as well, but the prosecution never cared for Rules of Engagement, and The Showbiz Show with David Spade was like watching an unfunny version of his 'Hollywood Minute' segments from SNL. Ok, so Christopher Walken is great in it, but when isn't he awesome? Maybe it's better than Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, but it's certainly not a classic, or as good as his older films with the late Chris Farley. It's a little sad those commercials were funnier than his roles in The Benchwarmers and the Grown Ups movies.Īlso, the prosecution knows Joe Dirt has its fans, but I never understood the love for the movie. Sandler is making a new movie? Jesus dude, you could at least see if Capital One will hire you back to do commercials again. Spade's Happy Madison films, because those really are the only movie projects he has worked on as of late. However, even his movies not produced by Happy Madison ( Lost & Found, Senseless, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag) have been awful.īut let's go back to Mr. Sandler's tit and his Happy Madison Productions, his filmography wouldn't look so terrible. Spade has appeared in a few decent projects, but for the past decade the actor has pretty much only starred or have had cameos in films involving his SNL co-star Adam Sandler.

Spade recently talking about still wanting to make Joe Dirt 2, the prosecution has decided he should be thrown in prison, if only to prevent the sequel from happening. To be honest, we weren't sure if the actor was still relevant enough to be considered for Movie Jail. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the past few weeks the prosecution has noticed a couple of you have wanted David Spade to stand trial. The Prosecution: Grown Ups 2, Jack & Jill, Grown Ups, The Benchwarmers, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, Joe Dirt, Lost & Found, Senseless, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag In each column a defendant is put on trial, arguments are made, and then it is up to YOU, the jury, to decide if the person is guilty or not guilty of crimes against cinema. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed negatively to the film world to some capacity and his or her misdeeds have covered a long enough period of time that the authorities had to intervene. This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond.

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